CD Of The Week: MGMT ‘Oracular Spectacular’

This week’s pick is MGMT ‘Oracular Spectacular’. So this video sucks, its from youtube obviously and I suppose a fan made this visual delight, so basically play the video for the music, not the ‘video’. Its my favorite song off their album its called ‘Kids’, and it looks like someone agrees by making this masterpiece youtube addition. They have actual videos endorsed by the band as well if you wanna check it out.

Gnarls Barkley Video Banned From MTV

MTV has banned the new Gnarls Barkley music video ‘Run’,  due to it failing an epileptic test. No bother to me, I don’t watch MTV and if I did I wouldn’t watch Gnarls Barkley videos. An added sense of relief of it being banned is none other than Justin Timberlake (yea him again) makes a cameo displaying his unfunny acting, or whatever you wanna call it. Here is the video in its epileptic form. No seizures please.

Bai Ling Blog

Please read Bai Ling’s blog. That’s about all I need to say. In it she talks about singing ‘Smoke gets in my eyes’ and thanks her many fans for all their support through this difficult time. What fans?

Bai Ling, Ling Bai blog

Lohan Holidays

My dreams are coming true. Coked out mother of the year, Dina Lohan is getting her very own reality show. In it, we get to see her manage her daughter Ali’s singing career. Now, I already know what a talented singer she is. I bought my boyfriend her Christmas cd at Big Lots for 4.99 last year as a gag gift, and let me tell you it is full of Christmas magic and Lohan holidays. In it, Dina gets her paws all over the songs doing background vocals and even speaking her own psalm verse in one of the songs. Needless to say the cd is a Christmas miracle, it’s a miracle anyone would invest money into making that piece of shit.

Now that Lindsey is bonafide star, drug addict and slut/whore, Ali is Dina’s last chance to live vicariously through, good luck Dina. Her show premieres on E! later this year.

Enjoy Ali’s music video above, I sure didn’t.

Gay Scandal #1

                               

Another year, another American Idol controversy. No we’re not talking about those petty little ones that surfaced last month involving 2 singers past recording contracts, this one is big ol’ GAY scandal, the kind that gets the nation in a uncomfortable frenzy. David Hernandez has been revealed as having a stripper past, a gay stripper past. Now votefortheworst.com, the site that kept Sanjaya alive for many weeks, is now endorsing Hernandez as it’s worst.

Scandal!

Justin Timberlake = Not Funny

              

I don’t like Justin Timberlake. In fact, the longer he is in existense, the more I dislike him. You could say I’m this close to hating him. Why you ask? Because if it’s one thing that gets on my nerves, make that two things (amongst many) that get on my nerves with celebrities, its – 1)people who think they are jack of all trades (singing, ‘acting’, commercials, world peace, etc) and 2) PEOPLE WHO AREN’T FUNNY!

Justin Timberlake falls into the black hole of both of those catergories. And one other thing to add, I can’t stand that everyone thinks he’s hot, and that he thinks he’s hot. He looks like he was born albino and had that permanent makeup surgery to add some color to his ever pastey skin. Who does he think he is acting now? He is soon to be ‘star’ of ‘The Love Guru’ coming out later this year. Please, it’s bad enough that by looking at that picture from your new movie everyone in America can tell how bad it’s gonna be, but starring next to Verne Troyer? Is he still alive? Didn’t he die from munchkin aids years ago?

I just think people like Justin should stick to what he is known for. Notice I didn’t say good at. Just go back to making predictable music and stop thinking you are so hot. Verne Troyer is hotter than you AND funnier. How’s that for your ego?

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CD Of The Week: Goldfrapp ‘Seventh Tree’

                

To prove I don’t hate everything in this world, let me make a suggestion for something I love.  I thought I would do a weekly ‘cd of the week’ to show off some of the music/albums I love. Go buy Goldfrapp’s new cd ‘Seventh Tree’. You might be thinking, she’s too dancy (aka- too gay) but in fact this cd is a great singer-songwriter album (something I love) that music fans of all genres can appreciate. And for the gays who love uber-gay dance pop, well this cd isn’t for you.

Below is her video for ‘A&E’

Top Model Episode Two

What is up with this seasons cast of top model? Geez, I know models are supposed to have that ‘look’, but I didn’t think that look meant looking like any of these girls. First you have Marvin, I mean Marvina, no I do mean Marvin, who looks like she still is homeless, Fatima who looks like she got spagetti thrown in her hair, Stacy Ann who holds the Guiness World record for largest forehead, Lauren who I’m convinced works at Starbucks next to my house, and Whitney, token plus size model, and who are we kidding. The day a plus size model wins on this show is the day Tyra really does become homeless.

Speaking of being homeless, who does Tyra think she is? Saying she is confronting a powerful issue because on her show she was homeless for a day. WHAT? Tyra, it doesn’t count when you do it voluntarily and when you do in fact have a house. Basically all you did was just camp outside in the gutter without a tent. You have nothing in common with people who are homeless. And, what gives with your ‘homeless makeup’? Your on the streets for a day and yet your withered and filthy like you’ve been out there for 25 years?

Please enjoy the above clip. I sure did. I love Tyra pretending to be concerned about money, and why she would need to find a place to be clean, even though she is only fake dirty (it’s makeup remember Tyra?).  

Stuff like that make me hate watching the show, but love hating it. Thank you Tyra.

Check out ThreadTrend for a hilarious recap to the episode.

Oscar Snoozefest

                             

How many people sat through those boring Oscars? Not me. Yes I had the tv on but I wasn’t really watching it. I had better things to do, like not caring who won ‘Best Cinematography’ or ‘Best Sound Mixing’. Please, win a real oscar.

I was happy however that Marion Cotillard won. I’ve been wanting to see that movie and if anyone has already seen it please tell me how it was. Other than that, why can’t the writer’s stay on strike and we could just have a ‘Nancy O’Dell Oscar Runthrough’ like we did with the Golden Globes?

 Check out my favorite blog, ThreadTrend as they talk about Marion Cotillard as well!

And the Oscar Goes To….

                            

Little ole Miley Cyrus is a bundle of controversy these days. First she gets slammed for not having her seatbelt on in her ‘movie’. Geez they are taking that whole Disney Channel persona too far. Don’t let your stupid kids who watch Hanna Montana get the wrong impression by seeing her without her seatbelt because then they might grow up to drink and drive, do drugs and have sex. Basically just chill out folks.

And now she is getting criticized for being announced a presenter at the Oscars next week. People are saying she shouldn’t be there because she isn’t a real movie star. True, however her movie was the biggest selling show at the box office for a couple weeks. And secondly who gives a shit. Does that mean that only movie stars can show up to the show now too? That would mean Bai Ling is out of luck again. Its not the first time a non movie star would present an award.

I guess you could say I’m sticking up for Daisy Duck face.