My dreams are coming true. Coked out mother of the year, Dina Lohan is getting her very own reality show. In it, we get to see her manage her daughter Ali’s singing career. Now, I already know what a talented singer she is. I bought my boyfriend her Christmas cd at Big Lots for 4.99 last year as a gag gift, and let me tell you it is full of Christmas magic and Lohan holidays. In it, Dina gets her paws all over the songs doing background vocals and even speaking her own psalm verse in one of the songs. Needless to say the cd is a Christmas miracle, it’s a miracle anyone would invest money into making that piece of shit.
Now that Lindsey is bonafide star, drug addict and slut/whore, Ali is Dina’s last chance to live vicariously through, good luck Dina. Her show premieres on E! later this year.
I know this doesn’t have much to do with tv, but it sure is entertaining. Possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jan Terri. Please note the bad lip synching, among many other things.
NBC’s remake of American Gladiators is sure to have men tuning in. Gay men. With news that a new gladiator is a former gay porn star, the show is sure to score high in the key demographic of 18-49 year old men. Except most of them might be gay. Of course, why else would a man watch a show with men running around in spandex and showing off their bulges (that means you too wrestling fans, come out of the closet) unless they were at least bi-curious? It surely wouldn’t be to tune into the women on the show would it?
