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Another Fallen ‘Star’

Posted by tvondvdcritic on December 31, 2007

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Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez began her 180 day sentence of jail time last week in a detention facility, the same that Paris Hilton was in. First of all, you know your not a very big star if the first statement about your jail time is that you’ve stepped foot in the same spot Paris Hilton has. And second, if she was at all a big star, she would not be in jail for 6 months. What celebrity gets 180 days of jail? Everyone knows money can buy celebrities out of prison, so I’m thinking either she didn’t have enough bribery money (because she doesn’t make top dollar) or even if she did offer up a pretty penny, no one really knew who she was. I mean honestly, she was in Lost for like 7 episodes and that’s her claim to fame? Bai Ling was in an episode of Lost and you know how I feel about her.

And one other side note to add insult to injury, her real name is ‘Mayte”. You learn something new everyday.

Photo source eonline.com

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Tila Tequila; Gay is OK!

Posted by tvondvdcritic on December 31, 2007

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Honestly, why do people watch MTV? Any Tila Tequila fans out there? Didn’t think so. Consider this just another hate letter directed to MTV.

Tila Tequila, famous for god knows what had a reality show in which she would date several people and then pick a mate. Sound familiar, yes it does. Among the countless other dating shows, this one stood out because, gasp she’s bisexual! And she got to choose from boys and girls! In the end she did take the more socially acceptable route, choosing the man.

My reason for hating this show, is not only is she someone who has used up her 15 minutes of fame (and I’m serious when I say, what the hell is she famous for?!) but this is MTV’s way of reaching out and becoming accepting of gay people. Think of it as MTV teaching it’s millions of morally doomed viewers that, ‘Hey, gay people are human too’.

And on top of that, she’s BISEXUAL. Please, that’s not gonna win any of us gay people over. MTV, your just as shallow as ever.

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Survivor: Mullet Edition

Posted by tvondvdcritic on December 31, 2007

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If anyone out there still watches Survivor, you all got to witness ‘Lunch Lady Denise’ fib her way to $50,000. Apparently in the finale of the show, while being interviewed, she said she was demoted from her job at a school cafeteria, to a janitor after taking time off to be on the show. Feeling bad for her, the producers gave her 50 grand.

 Afterwards, people began to find out she wasn’t telling the truth. She actually requested to be a janitor before leaving for the show. When that news came out she decided to donate the money to charity.

I say, cut her some slack, she could have used that money for important things. Like building a time machine to take her back to 1986 when mullets were acceptible in our society.

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Miley Cyrus Lesbian Fun

Posted by tvondvdcritic on December 30, 2007

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I’m not one to believe gossip about celebrities. And I’m sure these pictures of Miley Cyrus are just fun and games, but I can’t get over how funny I think it is that the media is suspecting her of being a 15 year old lesbian.

I say give her a few years and she’ll be just like the other whores in Hollywood.

photo and story source z100.com

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Fergie Gets Engaged

Posted by tvondvdcritic on December 28, 2007

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Let’s file this one under the ‘who cares’ folder, and understand I’m only writing about this because, well, what else is there to talk about.

With that said, last week Fergie got engaged to ‘Las Vegas’ star Josh Duhamel. Let’s hope that she doesn’t get too excited at the wedding and have another incident happen

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Grey’s Star Ties The Knot

Posted by tvondvdcritic on December 28, 2007

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And yet another celebrity wedding I could care less about, Grey’s Anatomy’s Katherine Heigl got married to singer Josh Kelley, aka the man with the biggest fucking nose on the planet. Hopefully he didn’t play at the wedding, as his music is not much more appealing than his nose.

Congratulations Katherine. Your married, your star is rising in Hollywood, and now you can slip into obscurity by making bad date movies like ’27 Dresses’ that people will wish they didn’t spend $24 dollars on when they come out of the theater and be overly paid for your roles. Well done. 

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Move over Firecrotch

Posted by tvondvdcritic on December 28, 2007

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Move over Lohan, there’s another irresponsible young adult trying to drink her way to the top of the tabloid talk. Mischa Barton formally of ‘The OC’ was arrested last week when she was pulled over for driving on two lanes, and failing to use her turn signal. Sounds like a typical day for me. When they pulled her over they found she was drunk and in possession of marijuana and on top of that she didn’t have a license.

Despite her lack of work, this is a great way to get her mug back on the cover of magazines.  The exposure for Mischa will do wonders for her ‘career’ and all she has to do is follow in Lindsey’s footsteps. Those are some trashy shoes to fill.

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Jan Terri

Posted by tvondvdcritic on December 20, 2007

I know this doesn’t have much to do with tv, but it sure is entertaining. Possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jan Terri. Please note the bad lip synching, among many other things.

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Lost: Season 3 Review

Posted by tvondvdcritic on December 20, 2007

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Ok, forget the entire season of Lost and let’s talk about that horrible finale. I know tons of people loved it, I hated it! How stupid do they think we are? From the moment the last episode started, I knew this was not a ‘flashback’ but instead a flash forward.  And that is their shocking surprise? Who in the world doesn’t think they are gonna be rescued?

So now, are we gonna have to see flash forwards the rest of the series’ limited 3 year run? Not exciting. I don’t care that Jack wants to get back to the island. He’s an idiot. What are the odds he ever will anyway, he doesn’t even know where it is.

Instead of wrapping up all the open storylines/mysteries, they created more, and even stupider ones. I wanna know why:

-Walt magically appeared

– Who the hell Jacob is

– What happens to Ben

– Where is Penelope

But instead, we see Jack with a beard that would make an indie kid jealous, and see him popping pills the whole episode. What confuses me even more is why fans ate this shit up?

So I lied. I will talk about the rest of the season. It wouldn’t be much of a review if I didn’t. I love shows with ensembles. This ranks right up there. Despite a bad ending, it had enough mystery and suspense that kept me hoping it would resolve itself. Even though it did not, I have to give it credit for at least keeping me glued to my seat til the last minute.

The season starts out with Jack, Kate and Sawyer captured by the others. They spend the whole first half of the season captured, and even now at the end of the season, we still have no good reason why the others do what they do. The whole year focuses on the others and a big reason I was so disappointed with the ending is, if your gonna focus on one storyline all year, at least explain it better, but they didn’t. We go into season 4 still as confused as ever.

Toward the end of the season, we have a mysterious woman parachute onto the island, claiming she is with a search team, who claims the entire plane was found with all the survivors, and they are all dead. So who are these people then? This woman has a radio signal, but before they can call for help, Locke, who I hate more than anyone, trys to warn Jack not to use it. Jack does anyway, and the rescue boat is soon nearby. Then we get the ‘flashforward’ to hobo-esque Jack, beard in full effect, and we soon (or in my case I knew since the first 5 minutes of the finale) find out it’s Jack off the island. Season over.

Bad ending, enough plot twists, and exciting moments for me to still say I loved the season, If I can hate it so bad but still love it, then it’s doing a lot right.

Score: 9/10

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Spears Trailer Park Reunion

Posted by tvondvdcritic on December 20, 2007

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Is the Spears’ family trying to outdue each other in the white trash department? Because Lil Sis is hot on Brit’s tail when it comes to queen of the trailer park. The Zoey 101 star confirmed she’s pregnant at the ripe old age of 16.

Along with the news, Mama Spears’ book, about the ins and outs of good parenting of all things, was postponed for release. A parenting book? How ironic is that.

As far as whos the trashiest Spears, Britney’s had a hold on that for a long time. In fact at the start of the year she was miles ahead, but Lil Sis and Mama made a white trash statement of their own this week. Your move Britney.

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