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Archive for January, 2008

High School Musical: The Failing Grade

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 14, 2008


Bad things come in threes. It’s confirmed that High School Musical 3 is a go, and this time it’s not just a Disney Channel movie, it’s full length feature film set to hit theaters. If I never watched this movie on TV the first two editions,  I sure as hell won’t pay $12 to see it in the theater.

Fans of the movie can once again see Zac Efron, who is the butchest woman I’ve ever seen, Ashley Tisdale who has a new nose so it could help her breathing, but can it help her acting, and Vanessa Hudgens who was involved in a nude photo scandal that was every creepy 50 year old pedophiles wet dream.

You better believe if I was principal of that high school I would have suspended them all just for being annoying little twats.


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Golden Globe Recap

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 14, 2008


For those of you who didn’t see the Golden Globes last night, you didn’t miss much. Read the winners list and your all caught up and saved from having to watch Nancy O’Dell read the winners like I had to. Otherwise, this was how an award show should be. To the point and fast. No ridiculous red carpet glitz and glam, no lame award show jokes, and no acceptance speeches. I hope the writers strike every year.

As far as the winners my only response would be HUH? I’m not the biggest movie buff, but I am a TV fan, and those winners threw me for a loop. Am I the only one who has never heard of the show ‘Mad Men’? Let alone the actor who won for the show. Glenn Close won who is nearing age 107, ‘Extras’ won best comedy and Tina Fey won as well, which other than that last winner, yawn. Thank gosh it was only a one hour show instead of the normal 4 hour snooze fest cause if I had to sit through all that to see those winners I would have been more pissed than a Miley Cyrus fangirl.

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Bad Actor Of The Week: Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus/Body Double

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 13, 2008

Too many things about this make me love hating celebrities so much. The much talked about Hannah Montana imposter video is still widely available on youtube surprisingly. For those who haven’t heard, Miley Cyrus was caught using a body double at one of her concerts. How many people go to her concerts and someone is just finding out about this now? Looking at the vid, they certainly do not do a very good job trying to hide her while the fake comes out. Maybe America was just too mesmerized by her talent to notice.

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus/Body Double takes the honor of bad actor of the week. All three make me cringe, and all three equally deserve the award. Anybody who can stand watching anything more than a single sentence from the Hannah Montana show can see what a mess of an actress she is. What is her appeal? Someone please tell me!

I had to make it a three way tie for the award since Hannah and Miley are the same and after seeing that delightfully atrocious body double performance. Please take note in the video of how this imposter shimmys, shakes, and points her way around stage all while having a bad wig in her face. The sad thing is you can tell she is giving it her all and that she is probably a 37 year old stagehand who fits the part and is forced to wear bad wigs and impersonate a 15 year old girl who will make more money then she ever could dream of.

Everyone is so upset that Hannah has a double. I say who cares. If it was me, I would be more upset that I spent 1000 dollars on a ticket to see someone who has no talent.

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American Idol Preview

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 10, 2008


It’s January so it must be American Idol time. What was once an entertainin audition month, has now become the same old tired ridiculous freak show of wannabees and rejects. Yes it was amusing the first 75,000 times we saw some weird looking guy sing ‘Like A Virgin’. It made us feel like we weren’t alone in the bad voice catergory. Now however, Idol, especially the last few years, has gone way overboard with the audition part. They extend it to last longer, and is it just me or do they get worse each year. Oh I forgot that’s what America wants to see. Count me out.

Honestly I haven’t watched a whole season since number 2, and very rarely after that. If I wanted to hear bad singers I would sing to myself. I’m not stupid American Idol. I know and the country knows that these auditioners have no right even making it on tv, and you just put them on to get a reaction and you still think it’s funny. Get a better since of humor.

Don’t get me started on the actual competition. Karaoke Idol is more like it. Basically, I don’t like this show. It’s one of those things though, if you live in this country, you need to know the whos-who on Idol. So if there is a Sanjaya part 2 this year, I’ll hate him, but I won’t look away either. It’s the stuff blog dreams are made of.

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Pregnancy Pays Off

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 9, 2008


Jamie Lynn’s baby bump, bumped the season finale of Zoey 101 to record numbers. The show got 7.2 million viewers beating most network shows for the hour and was second in cable shows for the week.  This also beat out the VMA Awards where Britney ‘performed’ her way to tabloid hell. See kids, it does pay to be irresponsible.


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The People Have Spoken

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 9, 2008


Does anybody here actually watch and/or care about the People’s Choice Awards? I’d like to know why they were televised and we can’t have the Golden Globes.

Some of the winners include Drew Barrymore for Favorite Leading Lady. Has she even made any movies lately? Wait, scratch that. Has she made anything that’s not crap lately? And Female Action Star, Keira Knightley. The only action she does is sticking her fingers down her throat.


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Golden Globes Off The Air

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 8, 2008


Well it’s official. There will be no Golden Globes televised this year. However, fans of hour long news confrences talking about the strike will be happy to know that’s what will take it’s place. They also will sprinkle in the announcement of the winners in the broadcast.  My dream of seeing a pitiful show is smashed, I was really hoping to see Rumer Willis steal the spotlight and accept all the awards for everyone. That way she could at least get a little self esteem since she has to look the way she does.

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Golden Globes Not So Golden

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 7, 2008


With the Golden Globes set to be presented on January 13th, we might see new meaning in, ‘The show must go on’. With many of the top celebrities and nominees set to boycott the event in support of the writer’s strike, this blogger is more excited than ever to watch an award show (except of course when it comes Grammy time. I can’t wait to see if that mess named Amy Winehouse shows up, let alone wins an award.). How excellent would that be to watch the show and have nobody but bottom of the barrell celebs in the crowd and none of the winners be present? Let’s just hope they don’t have ‘Miss Golden Globe’ girl Rumer Willis accepting all the awards. Everytime I see her she reminds me of the McDonald’s Moon Man for some reason.  I couldn’t miss seeing all the celebs’ fun and games, glitz and glam fest ruined. Who knows, with all the empty seats there is sure to be, you might see me in the crowd next to Blossom and Melissa Joan Hart.


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Jamie Lynn Loses Job

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 4, 2008


Last week I told you that I thought Jamie Lynn could give big sis Britney a run for her money for most trashy Spears.  Now it seems she’s one step closer since this soon to be Mom is now unemployed. Nickelodeon has reportedly canned the show ‘Zoey 101’ due to baby Mama drama. Luckily for Jamie Lynn and her 7 fans, she had already filmed the 4th season of the show.

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Conservatist Back On The View

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 4, 2008


Everyone’s least hated conservatist will return to ‘The View’ on Monday. Elisabeth Hasselbeck will return to the show after having a hiatus to have her son, Taylor Thomas. Is she serious? Taylor Thomas? I hope her husband’s name isn’t Johnathon.

I never get to watch the view, but I always enjoyed reading gossip about it the morning after, when Rosie O’Donnell was on and started all kinds of gay trouble. Now they have Whoopi, boring! Although deep down inside I’m sure she has some gay trouble in her. Gay is written all over her manish features.


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