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Big Brother Scandals

Posted by tvondvdcritic on February 17, 2008

This season of Big Brother is shaping up to be one scandalous edition. First that ugly guy James was discovered  jerking off in a porno, and now half nude pics of gay contestant Neil emerge. On top of that ditzy girl Amanda is now accusing her ‘soul mate’ (Big Brothers term, not mine) of molesting her.

With the writers strike just barely over, new shows won’t be back on for quite some time still, so I am stuck watching this. What else am I supposed to watch? I’m just waiting for one of the girls to say they really have a penis.

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27 Dresses And Still Can’t Find A Look

Posted by tvondvdcritic on February 14, 2008

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 I like Katherine Heigl even during her awkward years in ‘Roswell’, but this picture of her promoting her movie ’27 Dresses’ in Spain makes me think I’m looking at a coked out Sharon Stone.

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Christina Aguilera and Her ‘Baby’

Posted by tvondvdcritic on February 14, 2008

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Congratulations to Christina Aguilera for having a baby. She lied to the world for months about being pregnant and now she is flaunting this demonic looking child for the world to see on People magazine. If there is one reason I HATE celebrities so much, it’s when they whore out their babies to magazines. It’s kinda like baby prostitution if you think about it. Highest bidder wins, and the rich celebs get richer.

 I’m not big on kids and/or babies. I get uncomfortable around them, I hate when people ask me to hold their new baby cause I think I might drop it. And I’m definately not one to say ‘Aw, what a cute baby’ even if it is. And looking at Christina’s, that ain’t no cute baby. It looks like an old man and it’s name should be McGee.

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Remember Me?

Posted by tvondvdcritic on February 14, 2008

So basically I’ve been gone a long time. For my 7 loyal viewers, your in for a treat. I’m back in full force.

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Amy Winehouse

Posted by tvondvdcritic on February 14, 2008

I know I’m a few days late, but I was on blog vacation so get over it. I just wanted to post this amazing clip of Amy Winehouse giving a awesome performance at Sunday’s Grammys.

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High School Musical: The Failing Grade

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 14, 2008

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Bad things come in threes. It’s confirmed that High School Musical 3 is a go, and this time it’s not just a Disney Channel movie, it’s full length feature film set to hit theaters. If I never watched this movie on TV the first two editions,  I sure as hell won’t pay $12 to see it in the theater.

Fans of the movie can once again see Zac Efron, who is the butchest woman I’ve ever seen, Ashley Tisdale who has a new nose so it could help her breathing, but can it help her acting, and Vanessa Hudgens who was involved in a nude photo scandal that was every creepy 50 year old pedophiles wet dream.

You better believe if I was principal of that high school I would have suspended them all just for being annoying little twats.

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Golden Globe Recap

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 14, 2008

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For those of you who didn’t see the Golden Globes last night, you didn’t miss much. Read the winners list and your all caught up and saved from having to watch Nancy O’Dell read the winners like I had to. Otherwise, this was how an award show should be. To the point and fast. No ridiculous red carpet glitz and glam, no lame award show jokes, and no acceptance speeches. I hope the writers strike every year.

As far as the winners my only response would be HUH? I’m not the biggest movie buff, but I am a TV fan, and those winners threw me for a loop. Am I the only one who has never heard of the show ‘Mad Men’? Let alone the actor who won for the show. Glenn Close won who is nearing age 107, ‘Extras’ won best comedy and Tina Fey won as well, which other than that last winner, yawn. Thank gosh it was only a one hour show instead of the normal 4 hour snooze fest cause if I had to sit through all that to see those winners I would have been more pissed than a Miley Cyrus fangirl.

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Bad Actor Of The Week: Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus/Body Double

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 13, 2008

Too many things about this make me love hating celebrities so much. The much talked about Hannah Montana imposter video is still widely available on youtube surprisingly. For those who haven’t heard, Miley Cyrus was caught using a body double at one of her concerts. How many people go to her concerts and someone is just finding out about this now? Looking at the vid, they certainly do not do a very good job trying to hide her while the fake comes out. Maybe America was just too mesmerized by her talent to notice.

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus/Body Double takes the honor of bad actor of the week. All three make me cringe, and all three equally deserve the award. Anybody who can stand watching anything more than a single sentence from the Hannah Montana show can see what a mess of an actress she is. What is her appeal? Someone please tell me!

I had to make it a three way tie for the award since Hannah and Miley are the same and after seeing that delightfully atrocious body double performance. Please take note in the video of how this imposter shimmys, shakes, and points her way around stage all while having a bad wig in her face. The sad thing is you can tell she is giving it her all and that she is probably a 37 year old stagehand who fits the part and is forced to wear bad wigs and impersonate a 15 year old girl who will make more money then she ever could dream of.

Everyone is so upset that Hannah has a double. I say who cares. If it was me, I would be more upset that I spent 1000 dollars on a ticket to see someone who has no talent.

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American Idol Preview

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 10, 2008

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It’s January so it must be American Idol time. What was once an entertainin audition month, has now become the same old tired ridiculous freak show of wannabees and rejects. Yes it was amusing the first 75,000 times we saw some weird looking guy sing ‘Like A Virgin’. It made us feel like we weren’t alone in the bad voice catergory. Now however, Idol, especially the last few years, has gone way overboard with the audition part. They extend it to last longer, and is it just me or do they get worse each year. Oh I forgot that’s what America wants to see. Count me out.

Honestly I haven’t watched a whole season since number 2, and very rarely after that. If I wanted to hear bad singers I would sing to myself. I’m not stupid American Idol. I know and the country knows that these auditioners have no right even making it on tv, and you just put them on to get a reaction and you still think it’s funny. Get a better since of humor.

Don’t get me started on the actual competition. Karaoke Idol is more like it. Basically, I don’t like this show. It’s one of those things though, if you live in this country, you need to know the whos-who on Idol. So if there is a Sanjaya part 2 this year, I’ll hate him, but I won’t look away either. It’s the stuff blog dreams are made of.

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Pregnancy Pays Off

Posted by tvondvdcritic on January 9, 2008

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Jamie Lynn’s baby bump, bumped the season finale of Zoey 101 to record numbers. The show got 7.2 million viewers beating most network shows for the hour and was second in cable shows for the week.  This also beat out the VMA Awards where Britney ‘performed’ her way to tabloid hell. See kids, it does pay to be irresponsible.

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